Top Gun

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It was on telly at New Year in Britain, and my mind boggled : for yes, it has all the plot and characterisation of a porn film, and I was on tenterhooks wondering when the orgy was going to start. I hadn't seen it for about 10 years, and I was amazed.

I had a vague google for Top Gun slash, and what wasn't Top Gun flight jackets with 'slash pockets' (?) was dead links. C'mon : people write fanfic for crap films all the time. It surely can't be just because it's crap? Is it because it's no challenge? Because the subtext is all in your face and more like SUPERTEXT?

So, I wrote this for my mate Schmo, who watched it with me. It is something of a pisstake. It has not been beta'd either. I offer it up to anyone who can direct me to any more Top Gun slashfic.

Title: You've lost that lovin' feelin'
Rating: Erm, NC17 for non consensual fingering. How do you rate these things?
Pairing: Jester/Viper, Slider/Iceman, Maverick/Iceman, Maverick/Charlie, Maverick/Viper, Maverick/Goose. Maverick is such a ho.
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm just taking them to their logical conclusion. And I couldn't make money off this if I tried. I'll have to pay people to read it *slips you a fiver*
Notes: There was no beta. So tell me that the tenses are all screwy and that the sex is terrible. Although I already know the sex is terrible (sorry 'bout that), that's why it fades to black right when it does :) If it seems sketchy, it is because there is so much more backplot and foreplot and indeed, a whole, terrible novel in my head, where Goose & Maverick's relationship is explored, where we explain how it was that weekend when Jester's sister brought the kids over, and where Kelly McGillis runs away with Meg Ryan at the end and they show that poor forgotten child some real family love. But I'll spare you.
Viper really does turn up behind him in the locker room in the film, and Maverick really does walk to class gingerly the next day. I didn't invent that.
Random sample of the terrible crack that is Top Gun : "Maverick is alone in the locker room. Hands on the sink, he stares into the mirror unseeingly. He cannot quite comprehend that Goose is gone, but he feels like he missed something. Like he hadn't, totally, understood and like now he'll never get the chance. Gone, gone, gone." Bwaha. Ahem.

( YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVIN' FEELIN' (Or, Complicated isn't the half of it) )

Laugh with me, people. Or at me, at your discretion :)