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Title: Understanding
Author: longlongwaytogo 
Length: Almost double drabble
Rating: G
Disclaimer: TBE does not belong to me, I get no money from this, this is only for entertainment purposes.
A/N: If you don't know about it, The Brittas Empire is a britcom, starring Chris Barrie as Mr Brittas, a very annoying man. Tim and Gavin are t he ones in my avatar (Gavin on the left) and they're a canonically gay couple. There's a lot of series and Mr Brittas never twigs that they're a couple, though a few times he suspects Tim of being some sort of pervert. And he's always making their relationship difficult by freaking Tim out or splitting them up or something. This was written for the fan forum's drabble challenge, with the theme "Understanding"

The door was shut behind him and he was trapped. Trapped in here with him. A week on the job and he was already terrifying. Tim crossed his arms over his chest and resisted the urge to walk out.
“Now, Timothy…” That nasal whine at the end of his name. Tim winced. “I understand that you and Gavin are room mates”.
A roll of the eyes and then a nod.
“I understand that there can be those little tensions between two good friends such as yourselves, but I do have to reprimand you for that little punch and wrestle I saw you give him this afternoon. Also, I must suggest, Timothy, that perhaps you two should spend more time separately and get some counselling… I’m going to suggest that you two work in different areas of the leisure centre for the next few weeks, alright, and I’ve booked you in for a little chat with me.”
Before Tim knew it he was being pushed out the door, a shocked and horrified look on his face.
“I understand, Tim.”
No, Mr Brittas. You certainly don’t.