Fic: Doing It Both Ways Chapter 5
Apr. 8th, 2008 07:01 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: Doing It Both Ways 5/? Written with
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Rating: NC 17
Pairing: Simm/Tennant; Doctor/Master
Warning: RPS andFPS in this one!! IF that is isn't your cup of tea, you might want to stay away.
Disclaimer: We still don't know the actors, sadly, and we still don't own the characters, nope they are still RTD's. *sigh* We just like to make them roll around in mud.
Crack!Disclaimer: ***We'd like to note at this juncture that this is pretty cracky. Dr Who does not film porn. We do. Dr Who does not take three days to film two scenes. We do. John Simm is married. We like to pretend he's not. David Tennant is also in a heterosexual relationship. Bollocks to that.
In conclusion: Abandon reality all ye who enter here.***
Author's note: I really, really have to thank my co author a lot for this chapter. I just couldn't get it right and he rocks and totally hung in there with me and came up with most of what you see here. Plus, he wrote all the hot sex *bows down* See you in the pervy corner, kids....