fic: Gay Lobsters, or: "A Hard Ten" (She's Out of My League; Jack/Stainer; NC-17)

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Title: Gay Lobsters, or: "A Hard Ten"
Fandom: She's Out of My League (2010 film)
Pairing: Jack/Stainer, Kirk/Molly, Devon/Karen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,577
Disclaimer: She's Out of My League and its characters Paramount Pictures and Dreamworks. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Notes: Someone had to do this. The first words out of Stainer's mouth after Jack dropped trou were, "I'm hungry," and then they left together. I'm sorry, but this is not my fault.
Summary: They make it to the elevator.

( Jack never figured he'd get this, but if he had, he wouldn't have guessed that it would happen this way. )