An Exercise in Nihilism | Stephen Stills/Joseph | R | Scott Pilgrim comic!verse

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Title: An Exercise in Nihilism
Fandom: Scott Pilgrim (comic!verse)
Pairing: Stephen Stills/Joseph, Stephen Stills/Young Neil
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,851
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein belong to Bryan Lee O'Malley. I make no money off of this and no copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Stephen Stills has ninety-nine problems and a bitch is one of them, and adding a one-hundredth to the pile...well, that just seemed fairly nihilistic.
Notes: Based on four un-related prompts from pilgrim_kink that somehow ended up telling one coherent story.

( Everyone experiments when they're young. What's Stephen Stills's excuse? / I want their first probably-really-awkward kiss. / Joseph/Steven Stills. First time. After a late-night recording session, they and up on Joseph's bed. Sex ensues. / When Stephen Stills came out, everyone was really surprised. And then they weren't. )